Thursday, September 13, 2012

Life Gives You Lemonades At the Cabin of Shadows

The Society gathered at the Hidden Cabin 24th - 26th of August 2012 Anno Domini

Once again the Society left the civilized world behind them and retreated to the Hidden Realm where men are still men and women are non-heard. Journey to the Hidden Realm was ethereal, accompanied by tunes gathered by Lord Protector Jakubias. It was unanimously decided that his Collection of Otherwordly tunes was probably one of the worsts, ever.
As they arrived, they began with the arrangements necessary for the session to last over the whole weekend. When they finally were ready, the Session began. As the ritual insists, the gents firstly punished themselves with the paragon of rpg's, Dungeons & Dragons. This year the planetary alignment was favorable, as they began their new "To The North" campaign. First night of gameplay proved the new campaign setup as an intriguing experience.

With a proper cliffhanger, the gentlemen proceeded from the rpg to the nightly rituals of drinking. This time however, they decided to take it easy in order to ensure a good gaming experience next day. A cinematic video was watched, and this time it was titled as "Your Highness". A nice film. Enjoy the trailer.

After a night of restless sleep, the gaming ensued. It lasted whole twelve hours, and the new campaign was officially started with a bang. Please take a look:
The Game
The Cabin
The Atmosphere


Eventually it was time to call it quits. But that meant alcohol. The gents washed themselves at sauna in order to prepare themselves to the MEAT FEAST. Please take a look:

After stuffing themselves with delicious meat, the men regrouped back to the cabin to challenge themselves in Köning und Neger . The game was bizarre, and many drinks were drank. Here's a clean edit of a certain "victory chart" document that prevailed that night:

The Dynasties: 
Jakubias  William 
!Grudgematch! William  Jakubias 
Sovereign King Jaaaku..   He who will win the goon wars   William 
Masamund -> Count Oscar the Superneger 
Again - Jakubias 
-----------------/----------/------------------ 
Kungen King Jannek HE GAVE UP 
----------------/----------/-------------------
And now the shit goes really weird:

Oscar the King EXCEPT he aint but WILLIAM 
Masamund's Dynasty I - won the Neger-Oscar- The LEMON LORD 
Dickie-Doo-Masamund - Masamund's Dynasty II £$2@# Jannek 
Jannek 
Masamund's Dynasty III * punoit* 
Masamund's Dynasty IV %$#£ Number 2. 
Willy-Oscar 
Willy Oscar's number two - - - - - -    Neger-William :( 
Jannektikon the Emperor Goon-Willy-Oscar 
Jannek 
Jannek Masamund
And on the other side of the manuscript:

THE BOOKKEEPER JAKUBIAS IS A GAY SHEEPFUCKER WITH GNOME-FORESKIN!!!
What a splendid journey. Here's scenic picture of Natalie Portman's ass, best thing about movie Your Highness.



Monday, May 7, 2012

Brace Yourself, Summer is Coming

After ridiculously long hiatus, the Society once again gathered to test themselves in the arts of strategy and tactics. By camouflaging their gathering in compulsory birthday practices, they were able to test themselves once again with mysteries devised by Lord Protector Jakubias while gaming. Only Sir William was missing but he was replaced by Jounir the General Superior.

Society's Horror collection
the Monster Cup
First our gentlemen tested themselves with the Arkham Horror with Kingsport and The Curse of the Dark Pharaoh expansions. Against all odds they managed to shut and seal all the gates. The Elder God Glaaki was vanished and the world were left in peace. Never before had anyone witnessed such a amount of luck in the form of monster surges. Sip of whiskey for that gents!


By this time, it was time to decide who would rule the Kingdom of Marnon and thus it was time for the legendary boardgame Wizard's Quest aka Marnon. Once again, against all odds, the newcomer Jounir managed to conquer the island by locating all three hidden treasures. Well done Jounir!

Encouraged by his victory, Jounir presented a small card game for the rest of the society, called "We Didn't Playtest This At All" which proved to be really hilarious game, especially after few pints. Well done Jounir again!

The evening was crowned by lost diamond from the Eighties, The Barbarians adventure movie. The Society agreed that the movie was pure gold.