Reinact of the Great War

Sermon was held 29th of August 2010 at the Altar of Games




We had two guests, comrade Saminovitz and Le Jouni, starring our day of classical boardgame Diplomacy. After quick catch-up with the rules the warfare begun. After six hours of intense negotiation the Turkish Empire (played by Sultan Oscar) had made a spearpoint attack all away to southern germany (ruled by Kansler Jannek), destroying the puny Austria-Hungary (wimpped by William the Wasted) on its way. Gueststar Saminovitz and his Russian horde pressed prime minister Jakubias and the British empire from the east, whilst Le Jouni, cunning dictator of the French hammered poor Jakubias from west with his baguette. All this time, Don Masamund sucked the tit of the shewolf of Rome and boosted the exctinction of Austrian Ninja race. On the right side one can see the destroyed ninja.



Summary of the day was, Turkey, Russia and French would have battled for the victory, Germany and Great-Britain would have succumbed as collateral damage along the way, while Italy would have stayed isolated until someone of the big boys should decide to destroy it. But in gameterms, other players drawed/stalemated but William lost with his Austria, an happy ending suitable for all. Big thanks for our guest appearances Saminovitz and Le Jouni, may thy swords be blunt.


Evening was accompanied by Reverend Bizarre-So Long Suckers II, Howl-Full of Hell, Dark Side of Classical Music-cd1, Manowar-Sign of the Hammer, Neurosis-The Eye of The Storm and Umbra Nihil-The Borderland Ritual